staticandlove:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

<3

Allie I found your monster high shoes.

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

punkrockbetty:

whirra:

i just fucking wanted the one

hahaha

annejamison:

moonblossom:

samtarly:

my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised

I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.

TRES GEL. BEAUCOUP HOLD. LE WOW.

plus ça change, plus c’est la même doge

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

thespinningnymph:

My favorite thing on the internet. Period.

nintendo mushroom cookie

100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

thewesternlights:

Whenever I misquote a lyric from a musical

image

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

pastelxpalette:

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

and then you will feast upon his corpse like the soulless animal you are

pastelxpalette:

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

and then you will feast upon his corpse like the soulless animal you are