thetardis-in-221b:

This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get.

coffeeandcockatiels:

dreamychocolateprincess:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

omfg truth pls listen boiz

Such a walnut.

coffeeandcockatiels:

dreamychocolateprincess:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

omfg truth pls listen boiz

Such a walnut.


Adrien Brody behind the scenes of The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Adrien Brody behind the scenes of The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

biinarystar:

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

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snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

marioncotilllards:

I’m from a nice, suburban, middle-class family, but my tattoos remind me where I’ve been.

Happy 37th birthday, Tom Hardy! (September 15th, 1977)

anightvaleintern:

tumblinwithdesty:

to-be-a-lost-boy:

tardisinwonderland:

necromander:

Be careful what you wish for.

Wow what I never realized the colors were inverted

You’d think I would have noticed that

That’s the point. The world Coraline lives in is supposed to be boring and gray, but the people are what give it life and purpose. In the Other Mother’s world the people are plastic puppets where she pulls the strings because it presumably changes for every child she takes, but the world around them is bright and colorful for the purpose of enticing the children to stay… before they notice the inhabitants are nothing but dust.

that was deep

the book is apparently really good but horrific and some important things were left out in the movie which explains some of the movie a lot better the book was written by neil gaiman.

The movie is a pretty loyal interpretation of the book.  Anything left out was either too difficult to translate to a movie because there was too much internal dialogue to deal with or was scary as fuck-all and really wasn’t appropriate to visually show lest the kiddies have nightmares.

But yes, reading the books gives you a much better idea of who the Other Mother is, why she does what she does, and what the world they’re in is.  Though it’s not completely explained, it is a little clearer and you have a better grasp on it.

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

game grumps + text posts (1/5) → suzy berhow

game grumps + text posts (3/5) → barry kramer

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE